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The spiritualists of Tibeto-Sina are very mystical and 
wear beards of gold and muslin.
Their teachings are as follows:
'Follow 
the path of the wise men, do as your neighbour would do unto dudes,
and follow the path of the teaching.'
'The Law is the Dharma, 
and it is the true calling of religion to make a pilgrimage to the land of golden oxes and religious deities.'
So says Siddartha Buddha
Gautama, the enlightened deity of Ibro 
Maghabaghraban. Jonno Wilson put
it as follows in his 'Eastern Men of the Mediterranean Vinegrove':
'Tibeto-Sinese master Tang Chi
once said of his followers, the Tibeto monasteries of Tibeto-Siniese
Tibeto-Mokhra, 'they are masters of the Tibeto-Sianese craft of
muggleheadedness. Bless them as they walk, o father, and they shall fly
well to the Sibeto-Sianese craft markets of London and Indo-Tibet.'
Lang Li, the forgotten Eastern
master of Tibeto Lang Mysticism, once said of the 'Lang Quality' - 'it
is as the wind blows to the east, as the sun rises to the Mediterranean
Standard Western Time, and as the bird follows south to the winter of
Nebuchadnezzar's land in the Pitriolic land of Spain. To the north, is
wisdom.'
Lang Xi, the cohort of Lang Li
and mystical southerbummer of Lang Li Station, said of the Koran, 'it
is a long and masterful work of the Tibeto Eastern Sciences. El
Mohammedan El Binki says of the Koran 'long masterful passages of El
Korannic ritual and spell-binding - a rip-roaring read for the summer
months, in your high-deck in Hampdenshire, O mighty one in the
elm-clark.'
El Mohammedan El Binki wrote of
the Koran and its co-inhabited patronage of the Talmudic Arts 'a folly
in the eastern vein - stick to Rheincroft's 'Folly of Western Society'
for all the mystical dos and do-nots, and pay for Lightscribe to peddle
forget-me-nots.'
Islamic scholar and muslami
rapist El Zino El Mohammekan said of the biblical correspondence to
Sheikh Mohemini's biblical scholarly text 'the Raven and the Frogweed',
'it has all the finer qualities of Frogmarch and Middleditch, namely,
an effervescent Frogalillo and Middlemarch dempsey that sets apart its
Frognilla and Taiwanese mansion qualities.
Islamo Lightscribe and Musraini
scholar wrote of the diatribe of Sir Winston, 'it has all the motherly
qualities of a homosexual priestess and mother-guardian.'
Israeli Mujahaddin Israelo
O'Tomkin said of the Talmud-in-hand, 'it dispenses with the immaterial
and comes hand-in-hand with a free mini-booklet dispensing with the
rites of Jesus - hand-in-hand it comes! with bells on, and whistles!'
Israeli juro-pundit Samahar El
Kalekph wrote of the Israeli juro-pundit Emahar El Kaliki, 'he has the
balls of a pheromone and kicks like a leaper'.
Israeli choro-pundit Jimmo El
Bunding wrote a letter to Samuel L Pepys detailing his plans to become
Pope of England in the coming hour.
Samuel L Pepys wrote of Gandalf, 'he takes the ox-bone in the teeth, and writes of the estuary summer.'
Toni Thompson wrote of the
Russo-New Guinea War, 'it was the year of 18018. Toni Ting was waging
war on the common promprose, saging his mompose onion with the salt of
the Disraeli.'
The Koran contains several
pearls of Ancient Egiption wisdom. One - deliver the camelback his
pearls before swine. Two - deliver Egypt from the Israelites.
Senor El Curtizan wrote of the Egiption Messuresalisian El-Karephk Kollan, 'it positively reeks of motherly bonbons.'
The Egyptian Al-Kalephk is the main central tenet of the Egyptian faith, Bahalail.
Egipto-Mormron El Biqui El
Biqui wrote of the 
Cameroon Conquest of 1787, 'there were balls flying,
guns blazing, and Toronto burned in mighty pit-fire flames.'
Indiana Jones flew into the
mighty palace brandishing an iron bone, and calling for the princess:
'princess! princess of the glen! we must go to Cleves with a pilot plot
of land in arable farmshire!'
Jonas L Turnbull wrote of the
Salmud, 'it contains many pearls of wisdom, mostly based on the Koran.
One - never take your pearls before swine, two - never pilot your
plot-land in the deserted ermy barracks of Wilmo.
Jonas P Winterpeed wrote of the
Sioto-conquests of Western Berlin and Naitre'Damme, 'they expounded the
virtues of sioto-moslem iranianism.'
The moslem jury spoke of the Iran-Contra Affair in 1964/7:
'Iran has blocked Irano-Israeli contracts in Western Pennsylvania. Bring on the winter!'
Toni Tompson sang a song of
mourning for his lost pecadillo, Melanie Buchholz. She was the won who
bought a tin-can of pineapples at the superstore, then bought a can of
tin-pan mineapples.
Jonas L Burnweed said of the Israeli Cannes jury, 'the burst milkweed is trodden into the pavement.'
Sinas L Minkawossail said of Israeli make-believe, 'there is a can of ragu in the oven.'
'By that, I mean that Tony Tiger feels telepathic, feeling people's feelings.'
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