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| Tidings ******* There emerged a slip of paper crumpled inside the jumbo sausage: "Reminder from Turf and Stuff - silly season in two weeks time." Christmas? I thought - but I've no presents! So I wrapped three chippy remnant shards in three scraps of the message, set to the garden, then dropped them in the tank, which was cloudy of rain. A mini seacow emerged, jolly. |