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| Teasers ******* A ceiling spider span down and lodged its card in Tartaglia's ice cream: "Arg Fartunkle. Car washing." "Perhaps you could wash my card by Arg Fartunkle," proposed Tartaglia, and the spider, dutifully, consented, adding there was no guarantee it would find itself currently available, before checking, and tracing over its offering with numerous roving eyes, and pronouncing it an authentic artifact. |