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| Stoopidity, the Pantsdown Tableau of Mistrust Ronald McDonald was in a sulk. One of the McCrary Twins had just told him: "I'm so glad you furnished handy a hamburger yesterday" - Ronald misheard 'hamburger' as 'hamburglar'! The McCrary Twins were in a fool's paradise; they had believed the 'g' of '33g special sauce' was a humble little sign disguising 'gallons', a proof of legalised theft in their shaded eyes.. The Hamburglar was in a pickle, for a second; a pamphlet had landed with his prison fries which he took in one absent-minded sweep for an instruction CD in decidedly unelectronic waters. |