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Stoopidity, the Pantsdown Tableau of Mistrust

Ronald McDonald was in a sulk.
One of the McCrary Twins had just told him:
"I'm so glad you furnished handy a hamburger yesterday" -
Ronald misheard 'hamburger' as 'hamburglar'!

The McCrary Twins were in a fool's paradise;
they had believed the 'g' of '33g special sauce'
was a humble little sign disguising 'gallons',
a proof of legalised theft in their shaded eyes..

The Hamburglar was in a pickle, for a second;
a pamphlet had landed with his prison fries
which he took in one absent-minded sweep
for an instruction CD in decidedly unelectronic waters.



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